I'm tired, so tired, I'm tired of having 
I'm spread so thin, I don't know who I am
Monday night I'm making Jen
Tuesday night I'm making Lyn
Wednesday night I'm making Catherine
Oh, why can't I be making [bad word] [bad word] 

Whoa!

I'm beat, beet red
Ashamed of what I said
I'm sorry, here I go
I know I'm a sinner, but I can't say no

Thursday night I'm makin' Denise
Friday night I'm makin' Sharise
Saturday night I'm makin' Louise
Oh, why can't I be makin' [bad word] [bad word] 
What should I do?

Tonite, I'm down on my knees
Tonite, I'm begging you please
Tonite, tonite, please
Oh why can't I be making [bad word] [bad word]