I've got a mellowship, I've got a fellowship
I've got a nonstop "Yo Swan" hello chip
Born to adore the big bad bison
Thunderstorm and a man like Tyson
Popcorn peanuts lookin' at big butts
No I cannot keep my mouth shut
Rockin' to the beat of the fabulous [bad word] My Lakers I adore 'em
Blush my lady when I tell her
That I do indeed love to smell her
Sopping wet your pink umbrella
Do the dog with Isabella

I'm so in love yes with an artist
Imagination, he's the smartest
Robert Williams, stroke and splatter
I attest to your gray matter
Living kings how [bad word] it rings
These are just a few of my favorite things

Good God where's my sleigh now
Good God playing for days now
Good God any day now
Good God take me away now
Good God purple haze now
Good God the baddest of brains now
Good God any day now
Good God ridin' my sleigh now

Being that I'm the duke of my domain
My hat goes off to Mark Twain
Singing a song about what [bad word] men don't do
Killing another creature that's kind of blue
Writing about the world of the wild coyote
Good man [bad word] Capote
Talking about my thoughts 'cause they must grow [bad word] my brain to shoot my load
I'm on the porch 'cause I lost my house key
Pick up my book I read Bukowski
Can I get another kiss from you
Kiss me right here on my tattoo

Good God where's my sleigh now
Good God playing for days now
Good God any day now
Good God take me away now
Good God DeNiro's insane now
Good God rackin' my brain now
Good God any day now
Good God take me away now take me away

Me my friends and the  machine
Do unto others like my brother bean
I know you've got a mother
So give her a hug
I know you've got a mother
With a whole lot of love
Billy sings and Basie swings
These are just a few of my favorite things