Oh, Johnny, oh, Johnny, how you can love.
Oh, Johnny, oh, Johnny, heavens above.
You make my sad heart jump with joy,
And when you're near I just can't sit still a minute.
I'm so, oh, Johnny, oh, Johnny...
Please tell me, dear, what makes me love you so?
You're not handsome, it's [bad word]  but when I look at you,
I just, oh, Johnny, oh, Johnny! oh!
Da-da-da da-dada-da-da-da dadada-dadada-dadada dadada, dadada.

[Patty:]
All the girls are crazy about a certain little lad,
Although he's very, very bad.
He could be, oh, so good when he wanted to.
Bad or good he understood 'bout love 'n' other things.
For every girl in town followed him around,
Just to hold his hand and sing...

[Band members shout:] Oh, Johnny!
[Sisters:] Hoh, Je-Johnny, Johnny, how you can love.
[Band members shout:] Oh, Johnny!
[Sisters:] Hoh, Je-Johnny, Johnny, heaven up above, way above.
You make my sad heart jump with joy,
And when you're near I just can't sit still another minute.
[Sigh.]
[Band members shout:] Oh, Johnny!
[Sisters:] Hoh, Je-Johnny, Johnny,
Please tell me, dear, what makes me love you so?
You're not handsome, it is [bad word]  but when I look at you,
I just, oh, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny! My!
Da-da-da da-da-da-dada-dada-dah.

 [bad word] break.]

[Sisters:]
Johnny, Oh! Johnny, Oh!
Je-Je-Je-Je-Johnny, Oh! Johnny, Oh!
[Softer:]
Johnny, Oh! Johnny, Oh!
Je-Je-Je-Je-Johnny, Oh! Johnny, Oh!

[Back to regular volume:]
Hoh-ho, Je-Johnny, Je-Je-Je-Johnny,
Please tell me, dear, what makes me...
What makes me love you so?
You're not handsome it is [bad word] 
But when I look at you,
I just, oh, Johnny, oh Johnny, oohh Johnny!