[Verse 1: Macklemore]
I went to the moped store, said, " [bad word] it!"
Salesman's like, "What up, what's your budget?"
And I'm like, "Honestly, I don't know nothing about mopeds".

He said, "I got the one for you, follow me".
Ooh, it's too real,
Chromed out mirror, I don't need a windshield,
Banana seat, how can it be on two wheels,
Eight hundred cash, that's a [bad word] of a deal.
I'm headed downtown, [bad word] #39; through the alley,
Tip-toein' in the street like Dally,
Pulled up, moped to the valet,
Whitewalls on the wheels like mayonnaise.
Dope, my crew is ill, and all we need is two good wheels,

Got gas in the tank, cash in the bank,
And a bad little mama with her [bad word] in my face,
I'ma lick that, stick that, break her off, Kit-Kat,
Snuck her in backstage, you don't need a wristband,
Dope!

[Verse 2: Macklemore]
Killin' the game, 'bout to catch a body,
Passed the Harley, Dukie and the Ducati,
Timbaland, Khaled, Scott Storch, Birdman,
 [bad word]  man, everybody got Bugattis,
But I'ma keep it hella 1987,
Head into the dealership, and drop a stack, and cop a Kawasaki.
I'm stuntin' on everybody, hella raw, pass the wasabi,
I'm so low that my [bad word] #39;s almost draggin' up on the concrete,
My seat is leather, alright, I'm lyin', it's pleather,
But, girl, we could still ride together,
You don't need a Uber, you don't need a cab,
 [bad word] a bus pass, you got a moped man.
She got 1988 Mariah Carey hair,
Very rare, mom jeans on her derriere,
Throwin' up the West Side as we tear in the air,
Stop by Pike Place, throwin' fish to a player.

 [bad word]  Eric Nally]
Downtown, downtown, downtown,
Downtown, downtown, downtown,
She has her arms around your waist
With a balance that will keep her safe.
Downtown,
Have you ever felt the warm embrace,
Downtown,
Of the leather seat between your legs?
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
Downtown,
You don't want no beef, boy,
Know [bad word] the streets, boy,
Better follow me towards
Downtown,
What you see is what you get, girl,
Don't ever forget, girl,
Ain't seen nothing yet until you're
Downtown.

[Verse 3: Macklemore]
Dope!
Cut the [bad word] 
Get off my mullet,
Stone washed, so raw,
Moped like a bullet,
You can't catch me,
po-po can't reprimand me,
I'm in a b-boy stance, I'm not dancin',
I got your girl on the back goin' tandem,
‘Cause I'm too [bad word] quick, I'm too [bad word] slick,
Whole downtown yellin' out, "Who that is?"
It's me, the M, the AC, the K,
Soundin' like a French pimp from back in the day,
I take her to Pend Oreille and I water skate,
I mean, water ski, ollie ollie oxen free!
I'm [bad word] #39; down Fourth, and they watchin' me,
I do a handstand, the eagle lands on my seat,
Well, hello, but, baby, the kickstand ain't free,
Now do you or do you not wanna ride with me?
I got one girl, I got two wheels,
She a big girl, that ain't a big deal,
I like a big girl, I like 'em sassy,
Goin' down the backstreet listenin' to Blackstreet. [bad word] #39; around the whole town,
Neighbors yellin' at me like, "You need to slow down!
Going thirty-eight, Dan, chill the [bad word] out,
Mow your [bad word] lawn and sit the [bad word] down!"
If I only had one helmet, I would give it to you, give it to you,
 [bad word] #39; down Broadway, girl, what a wonderful view, wonderful view!
There's layers to this [bad word] player, tiramisu, tiramisu,
Let my coat-tail drag but I ain't tearin' my suit, tearin' my suit.

 [bad word]  Eric Nally]
Downtown, downtown, downtown,
Downtown, downtown, downtown,
She has her arms around your waist
With a balance that will keep her safe.
Downtown,
Have you ever felt the warm embrace,
Downtown,
Of the leather seat between your legs?
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
Downtown,
You don't want no beef, boy,
Know [bad word] the streets, boy,
Better follow me towards
Downtown,
What you see is what you get, girl,
Don't ever forget, girl,
Ain't seen nothing yet until you're
Downtown.
You don't want no beef, boy,
Know [bad word] the streets, boy,
Better follow me towards
Downtown,
What you see is what you get, girl,
Don't ever forget, girl,
Ain't seen nothing yet until you're
Downtown.