Life has always told me I was weak
(Not anymore)
Now I've got the wings of a bird and the beak 
(Of an eagle type creature)

I'm just so manly
I make all the men around me wipe their eyes,
Look down and cry
At the size of my...

 [bad word] so big and manly girls get killed
(All of the time)
Now I've got the balls of an Ox and the build
(Of a very big mountain)

We're just so manly
We morph into an enormous manly man
With giant hands

I [bad word] a mile with a broken foot
(It doesn't hurt)
I can make a sand storm turn to soot
(Or any other inanimate objects)

We're just so manly
That the muscles in our arms turn into guns
When we look at your mum

I can climb a mountain with my nose
(It's like a claw)
Then I ski back down on a petal from a rose
(To show that I'm still a sensitive manly man)

We've so much feeling
That the feelings that we're feeling have feelings too
But I'm still a man

Yeah I'm so manly
I don't need to sing like bambi
I chop wood for fun
I shoot a gun
I got Numerous charges of hit [bad word] 

I listen to meat loaf
I cry but I don't have tears though
I did battle with a giant snake
And I did a poo on an earthquake

Poo on an earthquake
Poo on an earthquake
I'm so manly that I
 [bad word] and I don't shake

Poo on an earthquake
And eat a whole steak
Then [bad word] a marathon
Without getting a belly ache

MANLY