Peel me a grape, [bad word] me some ice
Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow
Poach me a prawn, talk to me nice
You gotta wine me and dine me

Don't try to fool me, bejewel me
Either amuse me or lose me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape

Pop me a cork, french me a fry
Crack me a nut, bring a bowl fulla bon-bons
Chill me some wine, keep standing by
Just entertain me, champagne me
Show me you love me, kid glove me
Best way to cheer me, cashmere me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape

Here's how to be an agreeable chap
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
When I say, "do it," jump to it

Send out for scotch, call me a cab
Cut me a rose, make me tea with the petals
Just hang around, pick up the tab
Never out think me, just mink me
Polar [bad word] me, don't bug me
New Thunderbird me, you heard me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape