Kazakhstan - greatest country in the world:
All other countries [bad word] by little girls,
Kazakhstan - number one exporter of potassium,
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan - home of Tinshein swimming pool:
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter,
Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place:
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan - friend of all, except Uzbekistan,-
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in world:
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region,
Except, of course, for Turkmenistan’s.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of [bad word] grasp the mighty [bad word] of our leader,
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!