I leave my home, I leave for a couple weeks 
I leave my home, I leave it in the care of a friend 
Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine 
But he's a mouth breather 
Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine 
But he's a mouth breather 
I expect when I return, I return to some sort of order 
Such is not the case, no, such is not the case 
I leave my home, I leave for a couple weeks 
I leave my home, I leave it in the care of a friend 
Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine 
But he is a mouth breather 
I leave my home, I leave for a couple weeks 
I leave my home, I leave it in the care of a friend 
And in my basement, I found rainin' [bad word] 
And in my kitchen, I found my friend deceased