Cinderellas on her bedroom floor
Shes got a
 [bad word] on the guy at the liquor store
Cause Mr. Charming [bad word] home anymore
And she forgets why she came here
Sleeping Beautys in a foul mood
For shame she says
None for you dear prince, Im tired today
Id rather sleep my whole life away than have you keep me from dreaming

Cause I dont care for your fairy tales
Youre so worried bout the maiden though you know
Shes only waiting on the next best thing

Snow White is doing dishes again cause
What else can you do
With seven itty-bitty men?
Sends them to bed and calls up a friend
Says will you meet me at midnight?
The tall blonde lets out a cry of despair says,
"Would have cut it myself if i knew men could climb hair
Ill have to find another tower somewhere and keep away from the windows"

Cause I dont care for your fairy tales
Youre so worried bout the maiden though you know
Shes only waiting on the next best thing

Once upon a time in a faraway kingdom
Man made up a story said that i should believe him
Go and tell your white knight that hes handsome in hindsight
But I dont want the next best thing
So I sing and hold my head down and I break these walls round me
Cant take no more of your fairytale love

Cause I dont care for your fairy tales
Youre so worried bout the maiden though you know
Shes only waiting on the next best thing
I dont care
I dont care
Worry bout the maiden though you know
Shes only waiting spent the whole life being graded on the sanctity of patience and a dumb
Appreciation
But the story needs some mending and a better happy ending
Cause I dont want the next best thing
No, no I dont want the next best thing