Howdy champ you been picking the daisys?
Feeling sort of morally lazy?
Ready to go [bad word]  crazy?
Hi! I'm Martin Scorsese

Martin, Martin (x3), yeah

Why don't we go catch a movie?
Something lighthearted and woozy
About the killing of teenage floozie
Or beating someone black and bluesy

Martin, Martin (x3), yeah

Owww...

See I got this mate called Robbie De Niro
I like him a lot, he's a [bad word] hero
Stop 'round here for a drink of beero
You might be happy now, but you'll be feeling like zero

Martin, Martin (x4)

Just when I feel my happiness startin'
I keep on bumpin' into this guy called Martin (x2)
Martin (x4)

Machines Against The Rage Version

Howdy champ you've been picking the daisys
Feeling sort of morally lazy
Ready to go [bad word]  crazy
Hi, I'm Martin Scorsese

Martin, Martin
Martin, Martin..woah
Martin, Martin..yeah
Martin, Martin

Why don't we go catch a movie
Something lighthearted & woozy
About the killing of teenage floozie
Or beating someone black and bluesy

Martin, Martin
Martin, Martin..yeah
Martin, Martin..yeah
Martin, Martin

See I got this mate called Robbie DeNiro
I like him a lot, he's a [bad word] hero
Stop 'round here for a drink of beero
You might be happy now but you could be sitting up hereo

Martin, Martin..woah!
Martin, Martin
Martin, Martin
Martin, Martin

Just when I feel my happiness starting, you know?
I keep on bumpin' into Martin, you know?

Just when I feel like a bit of a rest
It's like, this TISM [bad word] 
Martin
Martin
Oh, I'm so jaded
Martin
It's hard being a rock star
Martin