workin' like a dog for the boss man
workin' for [bad word] i'm bettin' on the dice i'm tossin'
i'm gonna have a fantasy
but where am i gonna look
they tell me that love is blind
i really need a girl like an open book
to read between the lines [bad word] 
love in an elevator
livin' it up when i'm goin' down
love in an elevator
lovin' it up till i hit the ground
jackie's in the elevator
lingerie second floor
she said 'can i see you later
and love you just a little more'
i kinda hope we get stuck
nobody gets out alive
she said 'i'll show you how to fax
in the mailroom, honey
and have you home by five' [bad word] 
in the air, in the air, honey one more time
now it ain't fair
love in an elevator
lovin' it up when i'm goin' down
love in an elevator
goin' down [bad word] 
gonna be a penthouse pauper
gonna be a millionaire
i'm gonna be a real fast talker
and have me a love affair
gotta get my timin' right
it's a test that i gotta pass
i'll chase you all the way to stairway, honey
kiss your sassafrass [bad word] 
do you care, do you care
(repeat [bad word]