Wake up!
 Get down here quick!
 The president's had too much to drink
 His days of power are about gone
 He's been talking to paintings in the hall
 He says, "I'm finished, so what the [bad word] 
 My life [bad word]  what matters now?
 I've always itched for that last great thrill...
 If I die all of you should too."

 Gone with my wind
 Out with a bang
 I'm gonna end it all right now
 Gone with my wind
 Out with a bang

 [bad word] with me, oh wow
 My bombs will rain down on D.C.
 We'll nuke our enemies while they're asleep
 We'll be safe in the ground below
 And laugh and drink till the [bad word] home
 So c'mon John, whadya say?
 It's been dancing in my head for years
 What'll happen if I push this button...
 Let's start World War III for fun

 Mr. President, just sit down
 We should talk a little while,
 I'll pour another round
 What about your memoirs' TV rights?
 Sit tight--and watch the fire...
 Let go of me.
 Do you think I'm mad?
 To tell the [bad word]  sir, I'd rather not say
 Just keep your paws inside your pockets
 And planet earth will be OK.
 But you reached for the button anyhow
 I had no choice but to knock you out
 That's just last night's bump on your head
 On to the next crisis, it's another day