When you've had your fun, and your work is done,
 You must not succumb.
 I can feel you breathe. It's like a mega-weedge inside.
 Please don't hide.

 So mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
 On a kaiser bun.
 Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
 On a kaiser bun.

 When the guava's drained, Eddie Dingle remains.
 But we must further ourselves on.
 So dynamic is life, staring into the sight's
 Not right, but wrong in a good way.

 So mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
 On a kaiser bun.
 Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
 On a kaiser bun.

 When you've had your fun, and your work is done,
 You must not succumb.
 I can feel you breathe. It's like a mega-weedge inside.
 Please don't hide.

 So mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
 On a kaiser bun.
 Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
 On a kaiser bun.
 Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
 Kaiser bun. Pork roll egg and cheese.