Have you heard of the guy
Who is ten feet tall? 
He scares people away 
Cause he's got no face at all 

Super long arms 
With tentacle end 
But the tragedy is 
He just wants to make friends 

Ba bum dum dum 

Slenderman 
Sympathy for sle-eh-eh-eh-ender man 
He hangs out in the dark 
Cause he's go nothing to do 
Wore his very best suit 
Just to impress you 
Have sympathy for poor slenderman 

He's too tall for a car 
So he walks all the way 
He always tries to surprise you 
In case it's your birthday 

His breath smells bad 
Cause he can't [bad word] his teeth 
He tried to take off his mask 
And found a mask underneath 

He bumps his head 
When he enters a door 
His shoes are shabby 
Cause it's hard to find size 24 

His Tvs are all broke 
He's out of groceries too 
He's skinny cause 
He saved he biggest portion for you 

Ba bum dum dum 

Slenderman 
Sympathy for sle-eh-eh-eh-ender man 
His raspy voice 
Is just [bad word] cold 
He's got so many arms 
But nobody to hold 
Have sympathy for poor slenderman 

He hangs out with the trees 
Because to trees don't judge 
His friend requests ignored 
From Sadako and The [bad word] 

Sympathy for slenderman 
He's always doing the best he can 

Just don't get this song 
Stuck in your head 
Or he'll show up tonight 
At the end of your bed 
And no one meets slender 
With out winding up... 

*static and screaming* 

....dead? 

No sympathy for slender man.