Puck:
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey,
Butane in my veins, so I'm out to get the junkie,
With the plastic eyeballs, spraypaint the vegetables,
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose.

Finn:
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral,
Stockcar flaming with a loser in the [bad word] control,
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D,
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat.

Puck:
Someone came sayin' I'm insane [bad word] about
shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt,

Finn:
Don't believe everything that you breathe,
You got a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve,
So shave your face with some mace in the dark,

Puck & Finn:
Saving all your food stamps for burning down the trailer park,

Howard:
Yo

Finn:
Cut it!

Puck, Finn, Sandy, Terri, Howard:
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me,
(Finn : Double barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me,

Puck:
Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare,
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
Cause one's got a weasel and others got a flag,
One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag,
With the [bad word] shows and cocaine nose job,
The daytime [bad word] of the folk singers slop,
He hung himself with a guitar string,
slab of turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing

Finn:
Ya' can't write if ya' can't relate,
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate,
And my time is a piece of wax, fallen on a termite,
Who's chokin' on the splinters?

Puck, Finn, Sandy, Terri, Howard:
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby (Terri: I'm a loser baby) so why don't you kill me
(Finn: get crazy with the cheezwhiz)
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me
(Finn: drive, by, body pierce)

Howard:
yo bring it on down

Puck, Finn, Sandy, Terri, Howard:
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me

Finn:
I'm a driver, I'm a winner
things are gonna' change I can feel it

Puck, Finn, Sandy, Terri, Howard:
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby (Terri: I'm a loser baby) so why don't you kill me (Terri, Howard, Sandy: Why don't you kill me)
(Puck: I can't believe you!)
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me

Terri, Howard & Sandy:
(So why don't you kill me?)
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby (Terri: I'm a loser baby) so why don't you kill me

Terri, Howard & Sandy:
(So why don't you kill me)

(Puck: Sprechen Sie Deutsch, baby?)
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me

Terri, Howard, Sandy, Finn, Puck:
(So why don't you kill me?)