Denmark: "Hey ya, everyone! Get ready to get some good cheer straight from the Nordic region!"
Iceland: "Iceland."
Norway: "Norway."
Denmark: "Denmark!"
Sweden: "Sweden."
Finland: "And I'm Finland!"
Sweden: "Hm?"
Finland: "Ohyaaaaa!"
All: Wow wow wow wow wow wow, Nordic, ho!
Wow wow wow wow wow wow, Nordic, ho!
Iceland: Nor-
'Norway: dic
Sweden: re-
Finland: gion
Denmark: FIVE!
(Norway: Bro, you're so loud.)
(Denmark: You think so?)
Denmark: "We finally got ourselves some time in the spotlight! Cool and stylish! That's what we gotta be right now!"
Finland: "You're right about that! We've been looking forward to this moment for a long time! Right, Sve?"
Sweden: "Yup. I'm a... bit embarrassed."
Iceland: "I had a song before this, but my Puffin pretty much hijacked the song for himself. I left him at home today."
Finland: "Whaaaaat?"
Norway: "Wait, so why am I teamed up with bro?"
Denmark: "All right, let's go!"

Iceland: Nature is calling once again today.
Iceland and Finland: We're the ones who're in charge of Europe's northern side!
(Denmark: We're in charge, yeah!)
Sweden: The sun may still rise in our home.
Denmark and Sweden: But once in a while, the sun doesn't set.
(Norway: That's called a midnight sun.)
Norway: Should you find that you're in quite a bind,
Iceland and Finland: Please call us anytime,
Iceland: anywhere!
Finland: anywhere, okay?
All: When you're all alone, we'll be right there!
(Norway: I'll always stay with you.)
All: When you're feeling pain, share it with us!
(Iceland: You okay sharing with me?)
All: When you're feeling blue, we'll drown our sorrows in beer!
(Denmark: Okay, bottoms up!)
Denmark: See that? You're feeling better by the second, yeah!
All: Wow wow wow wow wow wow, Nordic, ho!
Wow wow wow wow wow wow, Nordic, ho!
Iceland: Nor-
'Norway: dic
Sweden: re-
Finland: gion
Denmark: FIVE!
(Norway: Bro, you're annoying.)

Norway: "Hey. You still haven't kept your promise about calling me big bro."
Iceland: "Why are you bringing that up now? You make no sense, I swear. I'm not saying it."
Sweden: "Nothin' wrong with it."
Iceland: [bad word] on, Svi!"
Finland: "How nice! I want to be called big bro too."
Denmark: "Aw man, you guys! Y'all still talkin' about that?"
Norway: "Big bro."
Iceland: "Don't care."
Norway: "Big bro."
Iceland: "Not saying it."
Norway: "Big sis."
Iceland: "You're not making sense any sense."
Denmark: "Hey! We're gonna start any second now!"

Denmark: The Faroe Islands, Greenland,
Denmark and Finland: and the Åland Islands are one of us too,
Denmark: yeah!
(Sweden: Might' nice.)
Iceland: Made from glaciers abrasing with bedrock.
Iceland and Sweden: are jagged yet narrow inlets!
(Norway: They're called fjords.)
Norway: Should you find yourself lost along the way,
Denmark and Sweden: No matter the time, no matter the place,
Denmark: call for us!
 [bad word] to my home.
All: Need some help with your weekend carpenter project?
(Sweden: I'll make it for ya.)
All: Can't think of a name for that pet you got?
(Finland: I'll think of one for you!)
All: When you just can't seem to sell anything at all,
(Denmark: then it's my turn to help!)
Iceland: Hey,
(Finland: Ehe~)
All: now do you see the appeal of us five?