Santa looked a lot like Daddy
Or Daddy looked a lot like him
It's not the way I had him pictured
Santa was much too thin
Well he [bad word] down the chimney
So Mama must have let him in
Santa looked a lot like Daddy
Or Daddy looked a lot like him.

Well, they thought that I was fast a sleepin'
They thought that I was tucked in bed
They never thought that [bad word] a peepin'
Or that I'd hear what was said
Santa put his arm around Momma
And Momma put her arm around him
So if Santa Claus ain't Daddy
Then I'm gonna tell on them.

Santa looked a lot like Daddy
Or Daddy looked a lot like him
It's not the way I had him pictured
Santa was much too thin
Well, he [bad word] down the chimney
So Mama must have let him in
Santa looked a lot like Daddy
Or Daddy looked a lot like him.

I never saw Dancer or Prancer
I never heard the sleigh bells ring
I never saw the red nosed reindeer
Like they show him on the TV screen
But he sure brought a lot of presents
So Santa Claus he must have been.

Santa looked a lot like Daddy
Or Daddy looked a lot like him
It's not the way I had him pictured
Santa was much too thin
Well, he [bad word] down the chimney
So Mama must have let him in
Santa looked a lot like Daddy
Or Daddy looked a lot like him.