The ship was sailing through a tempest of fear
There was lightning and explosions galore
And the waves came whooshing and crashing on board!
It was panic as we swam for the shore
There were ladies and babies being trampled to [bad word] Where the flames flickered happy and sad
And the honey-coloured moon was bouncing around
He was laughing, saying: "Dear, this is mad!!!" [bad word] on!
Sling it! Sling it!!
Let's sling it and do it again!"

Then a message flashed in the sky by the sun:
"Be careful, this is only a game!
If you believe what you see, you'll be rewarded by me
And be drownded or burned - it's all ihe same!"
And the fear in our hearts was diminished at once
We began to restore love and peace
And though the ship had gone down,
there was a moral to be found:
"If this is life, then it's hard to believe!"
 [bad word] on!
Sling it! Sling it!
Let's sling it and do it again!"
 [bad word] on!
Sling it! Sling it!
Let's sling it and do it again!"