(What is the law?)
(What is the law?)

Animals came from miles around
So tired of walking so close to the ground
They needed a change; that's what they said
Life is better walking on two legs
But they were in for a big surprise
'Cause they didn't know the law!

(What is the law?)
No spill blood
What is the law?
(No spill blood)

(Who makes [bad word] )
Someone else
Who makes [bad word]  
(Someone else)
 [bad word] are written in the stone
Break [bad word] and you get no bones
All you get is ridicule, laughter
And a trip to the house of pain!

(Who makes [bad word] )
Someone else
Who makes [bad word]  
(Someone else)

(What is the law?)
No spill blood
What is the law?
(No spill blood)

We walk on two legs, not on four
To walk on four legs break the law
What happens when we break the law?
What happens when [bad word] aren't fair?
We all know where we go from there:
To the house of pain!
To the house of pain!

(What is the law?)
What is the law?

(Who makes [bad word] )
Who makes [bad word]  

We walk on two legs, not on four
To the house of pain
To the house of pain
To the house of pain
To the house of pain
To the house of pain
(No spill blood)