I thought you were the one when I heard "Holidays In The Sun" [bad word] from your bedroom
But my mind started to stray when I saw "Youth of Today"
Mixed with your singles
What's with this "Underdog" and this GNR EP?
I don't think Hanoi rocks
And I don't want your Paul Stanley
Next to my Subhumans gatefold
I'm not trying to be a jerk
But I don't think this record mergers gonna work

But when I saw Christ on Parade,
And "This is Boston, Not L.A."
I knew you were the one

I knew you were for me when I saw the first Vandals EP
I found SNFU and cool I owned that record too
Seems we both had Social Unrest and sung "she's a pervert nurse"
We both had the first pressing of "How Could [bad word] Be Any Worse"

I knew you were the one

So now we got two Earth ADs and we got two Killing Jokes
We got two Adolescents two Peni's and two "The Crews"
We got two "Someone Got Their Head Kicked Ins"
We got two "Declines", two "Damaged"
And two "Jealous Agains",

I knew you were the one
When I saw "Machine Gun Etiquette"
I knew you were the one
When I saw the "Peace [bad word] 

We got two Articles of Faith, 31 minutes of "Group [bad word] quot;
couple of Avengers, and a pair of "Out Of Steps"
We got two "What We Do Is Secret", we got two T.S.O.L.'s
We got two "Freedom Of Choices", we got two "Three Hits From [bad word] quot;

I knew you were the one