anybody who is anybody will soon walk through that door
at fat sams grand slam speakeasy
always able to find you a table thers room for just one mor
at fat sams grand slam speaskeasy

once you get here feel the good cheer like they say in the poem
fat sams ain't humble but its your home sweet home
plans are made here, i could write me a book
each night astounds you
romours are a-buzzin stories by the dozen
look around your cousin at the news we're making here.

anybody whois anybody will soon walk through that door
at fat sams grand slam speakeasy
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see the politician sitting by the kitchen
said he caught his fingers in the well he was wishing in

once you get here feel the good cheer
like they say in the poem
fat sams ai't humble but its your home sweet home
plans are made here
games are played here i could write me a book
each night astounds [bad word] are a-buzzin
stories by the dozen
look around your cousin at the news we're making here

any body who is anybody will soon walk through that door
at fat sams grand slam fat sams grand slam fat sams grand slam
speakeasy!