i dont need , ive got [bad word] 
i just need someone i can adore
i would rather lust after someone i cant have
than to worry all the time about making it work

so you could be my internet boyfriend
we could flirt all day and play pretend

does that
sound as appealing to you as it does to me
do you wanna skype until we fall asleep
send good morning texts while drinking coffee
and if i'm feeling good i'll attach a selfie

i could be your internet boyfriend
i'll cuddle with my phone when i press send

go about your day, go have fun
i'll be waiting for you til you get to check your phone
romance at your convenience, ting when you get home
i can even deal with sleeping alone

so you could be my internet boyfriend
we could flirt all day and play pretend
i could be your internet boyfriend
i'll cuddle with my phone when i press send

no i dont want to meet you
it's nothing that a webcam cant do
i'd rather stay in my bedroom
and i'd like you to stay in yours too