She's got the healing powers of medicinal marijuana
And she feeds herself the same ole [bad word] she feeds to her iguana
And she won't go to the bar
God forbid that she drive a car
And of course she will protest the war
And even though she's an idiot
 [bad word] ]
I get excited when I see her
You better pass me the saltpeter
Like a sailor on shore leave
Like a recent parolee
I want to date her but first bathe her
She always eating echinacea
On her feet are birkenstocks
I guess my head is filled with rocks

Most of her friends are never happy
That is unless they're [bad word] 
She looks down upon [bad word] like they're carcinogen
She doesn't know what she's fighting for
Like a modern day conquistador
And of course she will protest the war
And even though she's an idiot
 [bad word] 

She doesn't know what she's fighting for
Like a modern day conquistador
And of course she will protest the war
And even though she's an idiot
Even though she's an idiot
 [bad word] 

I guess my head is filled with rocks rocks rocks