You don't wear a beanie in the summer for no reason
Or a baseball tee when it's not baseball season
If you check her nails and they're always trimmed
Or KStew is her style twin
She knows a little bit too much about the L Word
She rolls her sleeves up when she's wearing pocket T-shirts 
And when [bad word] you just feel confident
You know how she rolls but you're still not sure

Oh oh maybe she's just being nice 
Oh or you can take my advice

If she looks like she'd want a few cats
If her closet is full of snapbacks
You lock eyes that implies
That you're in luck my friend 
'Cause she's probably a [bad word] 

Oh oh

Blue isn't just her favorite color it's the warmest
And her low cut tank top collection is enormous
If plaid or flannels are her go to thing
Sit back and listen to your gaydar ping
She walks around just like she owns the place
You mention pride and she can't keep a straight face
Sometimes the hottie-ness jest makes it obvious
But it doesn't happen every single case

Oh oh maybe she's just being nice
Oh or you can take my advice

If she looks like she'd want a few cats
If her closet is full of snapbacks
You lock eyes that implies
That you're in luck my friend 
'Cause she's probably a [bad word] 

Oh oh

If she does all these things but she's not out of the closet 
Then we don't know for sure but I'm sure gonna call it
Win some or lose some you roll the dice
When you're taking my advice, but

If she looks like she'd want a few cats
If her closet is full of snapbacks
You lock eyes that implies
That you're in luck my friend 
'Cause she's probably a [bad word] 

If her purse is also a backpack 
She's always watching orange is the new black 
You lock lips I insist 
That you're in luck my friend 
'Cause she's probably a [bad word] 
Oh  [bad word] 
Oh  [bad word] 
Oh (She's probably a [bad word]