be an arab, be a jew
be a boxing kangaroo
beat yourself all black and blue
i don't care
be a bleeder, be a cancer
a hemophiliac romancer
be a crippled disco dancer
oooh... what a pair
he's a model citizen
i think i've got them fooled them again
he's an ultra-sweety guy
and a master of disguise
he's a model citizen
just keep believing that my friends
i'm a model citizen
i'm a model citizen
i'm a model citizen
i'm a model citizen
i'm an all american!!!
i'm a hostage in a city of creeps
they've got mercenary guards that watch me sleep
they'd like to kill me slow and bury me deep
in the heart of texas
i'm a martyr and i'm a [bad word] 
i might be the savior here to save us
i'm a friend of sammy davis, casually
he's a model citizen
i think i've got them fooled again
he's an ultra-sweety guy
i won't let down my disguise
he's a model citizen
just keep believing that my friends
i'm a model citizen
i'm a model citizen
i'm a model citizen
i'm a model citizen
i'm an all american
i'm a model citizen
i'm a model citizen
i'm a model citizen
i'm an all american