Bitty, boppy Betty
Bitty, boppy Betty
Bitty, boppy Betty, boo-boo
On weekends she's your honey [bad word] Monday
And that'll be "Sir" to you

Bitty, boppy Betty
Better known as Billy
He's the [bad word] local D.A.
fearless crime fighter
Political insider
Sure to be mayor one day

But after work on Fridays [bad word] his necktie
And [bad word] her diamonds and pearls
You better get ready
'Cause now Billy's Betty
Everybody's favorite girl

The underbelly of the city
That's where you'll find Betty
Friday to Sunday night
Is she working undercover
Or just a fun-lover?
Either way, that's alright!

Bitty boppy Betty
What a bouncy beauty
So sophisticated and refined
She's a boy who doesn't show it
And though the guys all know it
None of them seems to mind

When Betty starts a-boppin'
The joint starts a hoppin'
She can twist and bend
The whole night through
You really can't ignore her
And if you don't adore her
There might be something
Wrong with you

On Mondays bright and early
Betty's back to Billy
Working hard on behalf of our town
Upholding law and order
Talking to reporters
And keeping us safe and sound

If there's a moral to this ditty
It's not to judge Betty
Billy or anyone
'Cause life's a lot richer
With a healthy mixture
Not to mention lots more fun!

Bitty, boppy Betty
Bitty, boppy Betty
Bitty, boppy Betty, boo-boo
On weekends she's your honey [bad word] Monday
And that'll be "Sir" to you