Eat the [bad word] like a watermelon
Eat the [bad word] like a watermelon
Eat the [bad word] like a watermelon
Slurp, Slurp
Slurp, Slurp (x2)

I eat [bad word] like I have a disease
And the antidote is inside the [bad word] People don't like me cuz I touch them
Mad [bad word] like Tom and Jerry
I eat [bad word] like I have diabe-tees
And the insulin is inside my pee-pee
Oh! Yes, you know this
I have a big staff like Moses
Alakazam and abracadabra
I go hard like viagra
If [bad word] was a vegetable...
I'd grow it
That [bad word] so good
That it's got me singing a little song and it goes like
(Sing/Auto-tune)
Gimme that puuuuuusssssssyyyyyyyyyyeeaaahh
Gimme that puss-ay
They call me the [bad word] man(x2)
Oh [bad word] man
Where you [bad word] to
They call me the [bad word] man [bad word] man(x3) [bad word] man where ya [bad word] to?

Eat the [bad word] like a watermelon
Eat the [bad word] like a watermelon
Eat the [bad word] like a watermelon
Slurp, Slurp
Slurp, Slurp (x2)