(B)I'm right clicka
(S)I'm an iBook flippa
(BS)Macs and PC - no fight gets bigga!
(S)Surf Safari
(B)Or btowse in I.E.
(BS)Better know what you rep - a Mac or PC
(B)USB, 1-2.0 Son you dont know, watch my data flow. From [bad word] line prompts. Black backgrounds, no special sauce.
(S)Well I've been around since '84, but my ease of use has done so much more! From a Plus to a Classic, to a II GS, to a PowerPC - my OS is the best! So clickable - design is lickable. My aqua interface makes XP despicable.
(B)Quick I pull the stick out the slot. Then I swap it with generic, cause the port is hot
(NW)If you see life though an LCD, better know your brand - is it Mac or PC?

(B)Take a look at Vista, enjoy the view. I suggest Premium, or the Ultimate sku. Cop a Dell, with graphics card - super fast, turn the aero on and lick the glass
(S)Tiger's fast as [bad word]  but Leopard's got the boom. Time Machine is mad mean - you're absurd, what's a Zune? Middle name: innovate. All features integrate. Now stay the [bad word] out my developer's conferences!
(B)Nonsenses - I'm networking. You're not working. Quit staring at your built-in webcam, YouTube surfing.
(s)Ha! 1K views is pretty [bad word] even says I'm the best.
(NW)He is the best with his videos and cuts them all on Final Cut Pro
(S)When [bad word]  it's an iPod, talk it's an iPhone. Surff I gotta have no matter what - it's an iLoan. I want an Intel, plus [Adobe] CS3, but for now, I streamin keynotes in my bed, listenin'to Steve. [bad word]  Everybody fits with me, all the applications wanna get my virility. At any time, yo it might go off and you can ride it, til it's micro-soft.
(S)Huh! Pay attention, I got a new invention. Steal your next idea at the MacWorld Convention. But guess what, you'll always be behind cuz Mac is a state of mind.