PooPoo PeePee, [bad word] and [bad word] Women with [bad word] and weak men with vaginas
So [bad word] delicate like mommy’s fine china
If you [bad word] please wait your turn and line up

I got a message for these little [bad word] trynna
 Be a mommy’s boy and a teachers pet, pimple face, [bad word]  Looking like they just had a gyne-cologist
 Stick five fingers in your [bad word]  no lube
 So what'cha gonna do?
If you’re number one, shove it up your [bad word] and make it number 2
 (Oh)

Ladies getting mad in [bad word]  and I’m hearing it
 You think it was a typo with these red lines and periods
 (Oooh)
Ha Ha [bad word]  [bad word] with their self esteem get out of the sauna

 My [bad word] lies in the sewers, closing the hatch
 I only joke about diseases and reference that only you can catch
 (Ew, oh my god.)
And if you think you’re [bad word] grown up
 Keep breathing heavy with your keyboard and fedora
Hands around your [bad word] with the kung-fu grip
 Stroking back and forth to My Little Pony clips [bad word] 
Go outside and ride a bike or something
And get laughed at by kids to remind you that you are nothing
And then, get hit by every car or [bad word] that ever passes
Your life flashes before your eyes! Oh wait it’s your Google Glasses
 Never mind [bad word]  just pick your [bad word] up and take you to the closest sign [bad word] 
I’m not done yet, you get up and you go home
 Sit at [bad word] and open up Google Chrome
 And then look at tutorials on how to hang yourself at home
 And then you can hang yourself
Is that the end of the story?
 Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, No son

 Kill yourself, please please kill yourself
 You should really kill yourselves. (x2)

(I got a little bit of that anal cream for your [bad word] )

 [This part is not included in this song. It is it's own separate song titled "Bad Words".]

 [Verse 1: Pink Guy]
 I hear screaming down the hallways, because you're [bad word] You're a giant [bad word]  you should kill yourself

 [Verse 2: Pink Guy]
 I hear screaming down the hallways, you giant [bad word]  You're a total [bad word]  you should kill yourself
 You should kill yourself, you should kill yourself
 You should kill yourself, you should kill yourself