One more shot, then I'm quitting forever 
Cross my heart, cross my fingers 
Woke up this morning 
The room was spinning 
And I don't remember what I did last night 
Reconciling for forgiveness 
Cause I don't want to remember what I did last night 
When I was [bad word] I might have said some things I didn't mean 
It's nothing wrong with you, it's something wrong with me 

 [bad word] dry from now on 
 [bad word] no one believes me? 
Believe me 

Step one: drink 
Step two: make mistakes 
Step three: pretend you don't remember 
Step four: drink a little more 
Step five: I need [bad word] dry 
I need [bad word] dry 

My liver's killing me 
But willingly I'm going to tell whoever asks that I feel all right 
Reconciling for forgiveness 
And I don't want to remember what I did last night 
When I was [bad word] I might have said some things I didn't mean 
It's nothing wrong with you, it's something wrong with me 

Step one: drink 
Step two: make mistakes 
Step three: pretend you don't remember 
Step four: drink a little more 
Step five: I need [bad word] dry 
I need [bad word] dry 

I'm gonna take one more shot 
Then I'm quitting forever 
Cross my heart 
Cross my fingers 

I'm gonna take one more shot 
Then I'm quitting forever 
Cross my heart 
Cross my fingers 

I get [bad word] a little too much 
For it to be healthy 
No one wants to tell me... 
Whisky 
I'm trying to cut back 
Wine 
I'm trying to cut back 
They say everything in moderation 
But I'll drink you under the table 
I'm not just [bad word] 
I really think I'm in love with you, Baby 
(Okay, I really am just [bad word]  

Step one: drink 
Step two: make mistakes 
Step three: pretend you don't remember 
Step four: drink a little more 
Step five: I need [bad word] dry 
I need [bad word] dry 

I'm gonna take one more shot 
Then I'm quitting forever 
Cross my heart 
Cross my fingers 

I'm gonna take one more shot 
Then I'm quitting forever 
Cross my heart 
Cross my fingers