Stupid tuesday night
and im feelin'  blue
i can only feel all right if I bring my [bad word] to you
here's my cell phone
here's your number
I'll be above and you'll be under

I got whiskey in my bag
I got condoms in my pocket
On my mind i got a plan
In my jeans i got a rocket

The time is 3 am
We won't be watchin the  movies
we wont be eatin the cookies
Coz that's just the way i am
here's my cell phone
here's your number
I'll be above and you'll be under