Saturday morning jumped out of bed
And put on my best suit
Got in my car and raced like a jet
All the way to you
Knocked on your door with heart in my hand
To ask you a question
'Cause I know that you're an old-fashioned man, yeah

Can I have your son for the rest of my life?
Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to know
You say I'll never get your blessing 'til the day I die
Tough luck, my friend, but the answer is 'No'

Why you gotta be [bad word] 
Don't you know I'm human too?
Why you gotta be [bad word] 
I'm gonna marry him anyway

Marry that boy
Marry him anyway
Marry that boy
Yeah, no matter what you say
Marry that boy
And we'll be a family
Why you gotta be [bad word] 
I hate to do this, you leave no choice
Can't live without him
Love me or hate me we will be both
Standing at that altar
Or we [bad word] away
To another galaxy, you know
You know he's in love with me
He will go anywhere I go

Can I have your son for the rest of my life?
Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to know
You say I'll never get your blessing 'til the day I die
Tough luck, my friend, 'cause the answer's still 'No"

Why you gotta be [bad word] 
Don't you know I'm human too?
Why you gotta be [bad word] 
I'm gonna marry her anyway

Marry that boy
Marry him anyway
Marry that boy
No matter what you say
Marry that boy
And we'll be a family
Why you gotta be [bad word] Rude

Can I have your son for the rest of my life?
Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to know
You say, I'll never get your blessing 'til the day I die
Tough luck, my friend, but 'No' still means 'No'!

Why you gotta be [bad word] 
Don't you know I'm human too?
Why you gotta be [bad word] 
I'm gonna marry her anyway

Marry that boy
Marry her anyway
Marry that boy
No matter what you say
Marry that boy
And we'll be a family
Why you gotta be [bad word] Why you gotta be [bad word] Why you gotta be [bad word]