I Suppose I shouldn't tell you But  perhaps I might as well
 
I've a wife and seven children and they all sing Daisy Bell
 
My wife begins the [bad word] and the others follow suite
 
And the oldest in the corner sits and plays it on the flute
 
 [bad word] 
 
Daisy, Daisy give me your answer do
 
Thats the tune that drives me mad the whole day though 
 
And every Organ grinder and the other bands as well
 
and the boys and girls across the hills are whistling Daisy Bell
 
 
When [bad word] home at dinner time instead of having stew
 
I'm to suffer a rehearsal of " Bicycle For Two"
 
The kids around the table all assemble in a ring
 
And in forty different languages they all begin to sing
 
 [bad word] 
 
Marie tunes up the fiddle and John begins to dance
 
and Jimmie round the table starts to hum and shout and prance
 
While (manuel) in the parlor the harmonica starts to play
 
And for miles around the hills resound all through the night and day.
 
 [bad word]