CONDESCE 
well well well what have we here? 
the prince of heart, huh? 
oh, im really scared 
so youre the human whos woken up on derse, ha, ha, ha 
youre jokin, youre jokin 
let me see your eyes 
youre jokin, you must be 
this cant be the right guy 
hes anime, hes yaoi 
i dont know which is worse 
i guess ill have to knock him off his highest princely horse 

when the new black queen says 
youre going to fail your mission 
you should pay attention now 
cus im the condescension 
and if you arent bowin 
theres somethin very wrong 
because i wont let you get away 
once youve heard the condesce song 

obey (WOA)(), obey (WOA)(), obey (WOA)() 
because im the condescension 

well if im feeling crafty 
and ive found that you're awake 
i might just bake a special batch 
OF ALP)(C)(ILDR-EN CAK-E! 
and dont you know the dreamer 
that makes the whole thing work? 
a crocker cake is [bad word] without a little dirk~! 

(WOA)() yes 
(WOA)() WOA)( 
(WOA)() oh yes im the condescension 

DIRK 
You like to think you're the mastermind? 
Well I'm alive so you're behind. 
You can't restrain the Strider bane, 
Cause news flash Pinky, I'm the Brain. 

CONDESCE 
youre jokin, youre jokin
i cant believe this boy 
lord english, are you hearin this
this nonsensical ploy 
its pathetic, its tirin
your blood is just so low 
so now i think its about time 
that i turn you INTO DOU)( 

DIRK 
Every human has this blood color... 

CONDESCE 
i guess that means you all should die then

WOA)(~ 

on 2x3 prong day 
the whole worlds fate was sealed 
because im a mean dersite queen 
and i change the playing field 
its much more fun i must confess 
when the advantage [bad word] all mine 
ill take you all out, one by one 
and this game will turn out fine 

DIRK 
Just abandon your goals 
Oh Queen of Trolls 
You're on the [bad word] list of the destroyer of souls 

CONDESCE 
oh human, youre something 
the facade that you present 
only shows that you just do not know 
who you are up against 
its worse than you imagine 
you havent got a prayer 
how do you expect to [bad word] him 
when he is already there
good luck~ 

DIRK 
Suck my Dirk...