I’m full of Christmas [bad word]  I don’t know what that is but it’s hot
It’s a sparkling [bad word]  inside an oatmeal cookie shot
And when I put my Santa hat on it’s a needle full of Christmas glee
Coating my house in frilly [bad word] and Disney trademark intellectual property

Cause it’s snowing
I love shopping
and I fu fu fu fu fu [bad word] love Christmas
Setting up the lights
So my [bad word] house sings
cause I’m [bad word] [bad word] crazy about Christmas
If Christmas was living
I’d [bad word] it to death
and then consume it’s body
For it’s Christmas breath
cause it’s growing
I’m not stopping
I [bad word] love Christmas

Ladies and gentlemen, did you know that on top of dying for all our sins, Jesus Christ plays a wicked electric guitar? LISTEN! You dance! You [bad word] dan ce! That’s our lord and savior you mother [bad word] 

I’ll buy all things red and green,
accumulating thousands in debt
I’ll let [bad word] my life,
Making it the best Christmas yet
And I’ll play those Christmas carols until my ears will bleed with Christmas cheer,
It’ll scare the [bad word] outta you but it’s only getting bigger every year!

Cause it’s snowing
I love shopping
and I fu fu fu fu fu [bad word] love Christmas
I love those stop motion shows
That scare the [bad word] outta me
cause I’m [bad word] [bad word] crazy about Christmas
I bathe in hot chocolate ‘til my skin is red
And I’ll sing Christmas songs until your soul is dead
Cause I’m soaking
in sweet toppings
and I [bad word] love Christmas

and the feels, and the deals, and the meals, and the steals at the Sears
Keep it longer, make it stronger, nothing’s wrong here, I could stay here all year
Smell the crazy, feeling hazy, something’s tasty, at the Macy’s downtown
Getting higher, feeling wired, I’m inspired, I’m on fire right now

I love the over marketing for making deplumes
By the way this song’s available on itunes

I wanna smash it open ‘til it’s stiff and cold
and maybe search its brains for its Christmas gold
and then drink it’s blood ‘til I lose control
and the Christmas madness will take it’s toll!

Tranquilizer hits him

it’s snowing
and I love shopping
and I [bad word] love Christmas
Enough to build tranquilizer immunity
I must be [bad word] [bad word] crazy about Christmas

I’ll kill anyone not celebrating with me,
Your resistance is feeding my insanity
Cause it’s snowing
I love shopping
so put that star on top the tree
and buy me a [bad word] tv
We’re going on a shopping spree
my stockings filled with DVDs
I my heart is filling up with glee
can’t help what’s is going over me
I [bad word] love Christmas