I'm, I'm good at wasting time 
I think lyrics need to rhyme 
And you're not asking 
But I'm trying to grow a mustache 

I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please 
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla 
Otherwise it smells like feet to me 
And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail 
And I love you when you say my name 

If you wanna know 
Here it goes 
Gonna tell you this 
The part of me that'll show if you're close 
Gonna let you see everything 
But remember that you asked for it 
I'll try to do my best to impress 
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest 
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain 
My heart will you ask for it, for your [bad word]  
At times confusing, slightly amusing 
Introducing me 

I never [bad word] a dog to watch my food 
And I like to use to the word «dude» 
As a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective 
And I've never really been into cars 
I like really cool guitars and superheroes 
And checks with lots of zeros on 'em 
I love the sound of violins 
And making someone smile 

If you wanna know 
Here it goes 
Gonna tell you this 
The part of me that'll show if you're close 
Gonna let you see everything 
But remember that you asked for it 
I'll try to do my best to impress 
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest 
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain 
My heart, will you ask for it, for your [bad word]  
At times confusing, possibly amusing 
Introducing me 

Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to 
So be careful when you ask next time 

So if you wanna know 
Here it goes 
Gonna tell you this 
The part of me that'll show if you're close 
Gonna let you see everything 
But remember that you asked for it 
I'll try to do my best to impress 
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest 
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain 
My heart, will you ask for it, for your [bad word]  
At times confusing, hopefully amusing 
Introducing me 

Introducing me