J.D.:
Let's face the facts about me and you, a love unspecified. Though I'm proud to call you chocolate bear, the crowd will
always talk and stare.

Turk:
I feel exactly those feelings too, and that's why I keep them inside, cause this bear can't stand the world's distain, and
sometimes it's easier to hide.

Both:
Then explain our guy love, that's all it is, guy love, he's mine I'm his. There's nothing [bad word] about it in our eyes.

Turk:
You ask me 'bout this thing we share

J.D. :
And he tenderly replies...

Turk:
It's guy love

Both:
Between two guys

Turk:
we're closer than the average man and wife

J.D.
That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D.

Turk:
You know I'll stick with you for the rest of my life

J.D.:
You're the only man who's ever been inside of me.

Turk (spoken):
Whoa, Whoa, I just took out his appendix

J.D.:
There's no need to clarify.

Turk:
Oh No?

J.D.:
Just let it grow more and more each day. It's like I married my best friend

Turk:
But in a totally manly way.

Both:
Let's go! It's guy love, [bad word] the feeling of some other guy holding up your heart into the sky

J.D.:
I'll be there to care through all the lows

Turk:
I'll be there to share the highs. uh!

Both:
It's guy love between two guys

J.D.:
And when I say, I love you Turk. It's not what it implies.

Both:
It's guy love between two guys