When I first saw her, gee I liked that girl
 Even before her first pubic hair would curl
 Then old Hubey said hey dude check this out
 Man that 13 year old punk rocker's chest started to sprout
 And we all love her - Ursula
 We all love her - Ursula
 We all love her - Ursula
 Our attention's undivided... Dammit we're excited!
 'Cuase Ursula finally has [bad word] - Alright
 Ursula finally has [bad word] - Outta sight
 Ursula finally has [bad word] - Now she's cool
 Ursula finally has [bad word] - Check it out dude
 Ursula finally has [bad word]  She went to the [bad word] store and I saw what she bought
 Max-pads, tampons, and a training bra
 Eyeshadow, lipstick, smoking cigarettes
 I think there's something that she needs to get off her chest
 And we all love her - Ursula 
 We all love her - Ursula
 Our attention's undivided... Dammit we're excited!
 'Cause Ursula finally has [bad word] - etc.