Sittin' drinkin' a brew, tryin' not to think of you
 I think you suck, you acted like a [bad word]  Did you ever really like me
 I think I know the answer
 [bad word] you
 Well listen up - this stupid song's for you
 You're a noodle brain and I hate you
 You're a noodle brain you're ugly
 You're a noodle brain you're so stupid
 You're a noodle brain just like me
 Sittin' drinkin' a beer, feelin' like a stooge
 You're the reason I drank all that beer last night
 I think I know the answer
 [bad word] you
 Well listen up - this is what I think of you
 [bad word] (2x)