Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde (исполнитель: Epic Rap Battles of History)
Bonnie and Clyde: I'll handle this, darling, I'm known to fire off some BAR's Cause if these lovers cross me, they're gonna end up seeing stars I mean, I'll let you go first, but [bad word] sure I'm getting licks in On this hissy [bad word] rich kid and this prepubescent vixen I'm sick of them, let's beat 'em then, and we can rob 'em blind I'll stick this punk up from the front, I'll take this broad from behind And pop a cap in the [bad word] of the last Capulet heiress Give Miss No Nights In Paris a reason to cry to her parents Oh! Romeo, O Romeo, wherefore you trying to flow, yo? [bad word] you soft as a froyo, are those the drapes or your clothes, bro? There's gonna be a tragedy Make you ache like your balls on the balcony Barrow gang put their money where their mouth is Spit sick like a plague on both your houses Romeo and Juliet: My love, your face is beauty to behold I will protect thine honor from these dust bowl [bad word] moment's break from your gaze is an eternity past So together we shall both put these [bad word] on blast En garde, thou artless beetle-headed flax wench The only insult you have [bad word] upon me is thine stench Why don't you twist upon these nuts? I hear you're good with a wrench The dismal state of your raps should be a federal offense Haha, and you there, wench with the neck of a chicken You'll get an [bad word] ripping worse than your boyfriend's in prison You're not a [bad word] romance, you're just a conjugal visit Oh, but that's not even your real husband now, is it? Bonnie and Clyde: Hey partner, you best put a muzzle on your missus 'Fore I teach her how we handle disrespect down in Texas Romeo and Juliet: Do you quarrel, sir? Ho, shall I draw my long sword? Or will you duck your chicken [bad word] [bad word] back into your Ford? Bonnie and Clyde: How could you beat my man in some mano a mano? You can't protect your best friend from some John Leguizamo Romeo and Juliet: No, no, my Romeo will beat your beau in contest blow for blow He will do upon thine [bad word] what you hath done upon your toe Oh, I am killed, what irony is this? The lead role shot down by a failed actress... Then I shall kill myself, on my stomach I shall lie So you louts can lick my [bad word] thus with a diss I die... Oop, nevermind, my flesh was merely grazed Where's Romeo? Oh Nomeo! There's poison on your face Oh, happy dagger, pierce me [bad word] persuade my breath to stop Sheath yourself inside my heart and like the beat I drop... Bonnie and Clyde: Well that was tragic, that did not go as expected Woulda done that boy some good to just wait a couple seconds It's kinda sad though, really, so young to have just died Well, at least we got each other, just Bonnie and-