PILATE
Who is this broken man cluttering up my hallway? Who is this unfortunate?

SOLDIER
Someone Christ - King of the Jews

PILATE
Oh so this is Jesus Christ, I am really quite surprised
You look so small - not a king at all
We all know that you are news-but are you king? King of the Jews?

JESUS
That's what you say

PILATE
What do you mean by that?
That is not an answer
You're deep in trouble friend - Someone Christ - King of the Jews
How can someone in your state be so cool about your fate?
An amazing thing - this silent king
Since [bad word] from Galilee then you need [bad word] to me
You're Herod's race! You're Herod's case!

MOB
Ho-ho Sanna Hey Sanna Sanna Sanna Ho
Sanna Hey Sanna Ho and how
Hey JC, JC please explain to me
You had everything where is it now?

HEROD
Jesus I am overjoyed to meet you face to face
You've been getting quite a name all around the place
Healing cripples raising from the dead
And now I understand you're God at least that's what you've said

So you are the Christ you're the great Jesus Christ
Prove to me that you're divine - change my water into wine
That's all you need do and I'll know it's all [bad word] C'mon King of the Jews

Jesus you just won't believe the hit you've made round here
You are all we talk about the wonder of the year
Oh what a pity if it's all a lie
Still I'm sure that you can rock the cynics if you try
So you are the Christ you're the great Jesus Christ
Prove to me that you're no fool walk across my swimming pool
If you do that for me then I'll let you go free
C'mon King of the Jews

I only ask things I'd ask any superstar
What is it that you have got that puts you where you are?
I am waiting yes I'm a captive fan
I am dying to be shown that you are not just any man

So if you are the Christ yes the great Jesus Christ
Feed my household with this bread - you can do it on your head
Or has something gone wrong? Why do you take so long?
C'mon King of the Jews

Hey! Aren't you scared of me Christ? Mr, Wonderful Christ!
You're a joke you're not the Lord - you are nothing but a fraud
Take him away - he's got nothing to say!
Get out you King of the Jews! Get out of my life