Santa [bad word] tonight 
And I want a car, and I want a life, 
And I want a first class trip to Hawaii 
I want a lifetime supply 
Of "Skittles and Slurpees" and Eskimo pies 
I want a DVD, a big screen TV... 
Just bring me things 
That I don't need!

'Cause now it's Christmas 
And I want everything 
I just can't wait 
Christmas 
So don't stop spending 
I want a million gifts, that's right 
Don't forget my Christmas list tonight 
'Cause now it's Christmas 

Somebody take me away 
Or give me a time machine 
To take me straight to midnight 
I'll be alright 

I want a girl in my bed 
Who knows what to do, 
PlayStation 2, 
I want a shopping spree 
In New York City... 
Just bring me things 
That I don't need! 

'Cause now it's Christmas 
And I want everything 
I just can't wait 
Christmas 
So don't stop spending 
I want a million gifts, that's right 
Don't forget my Christmas list tonight 
'Cause now it's Christmas 

I wish I could take this day 
And make it last forever 
And no matter what I get tonight 
I want more! 

It's Christmas and I want everything 
I just can't wait 
It's Christmas and I want everything now 

Christmas 
And I want everything 
I just can't wait 
Christmas 
So don't stop spending, 
I want a million gifts, that's right 
And I can't wait 'til midnight 
Don't forget my Christmas list tonight