[Lumiere:]      Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride
                and greatest pleasure that we [bad word] you tonight.
                And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a
                chair as the dining room proudly presents - your
                dinner!

                Be our guest
                Be our guest
                Put our service to the test
                Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
                And we provide the rest
                Soup du jour
                Hot hors d'oeuvres
                hy, we only live to serve
                Try the grey stuff, it's delicious
                Don't believe me? Ask the dishes
                They can sing
                They can dance
                After all, Miss, this is France
                And a dinner here is never second best
                Go on, unfold your menu
                Take a glance and then you'll
                Be our guest
                Oui, our guest
                Be our guest

                Beef ragout
                Cheese souffle
                Pie and pudding "en flambe"
                We'll prepare and serve with flair
                culinary cabaret
                You're alone
                And you're scared
                But the banquet's all prepared
                No one's gloomy [bad word]                 While the flatware's entertaining
                We tell jokes
                I do tricks
                With my fellow candlesticks
[Mugs:]         And it's all in perfect taste
                That you can bet
[All:]         [bad word] on and lift your glass
                You've won your own free pass
                To be out guest
[Lumiere:]      If you're stressed
                It's fine dining we suggest
[All:]          Be our guest
                Be our guest
                Be our guest

[Lumiere:]      Life is so unnerving
                For a servat who's not serving
                He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
                Ah, those good old days when we were useful
                Suddenly those good old days are gone
                Ten years we've [bad word]                 Needing so much more than dusting
                Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills
                Most days we just lay around the castle
                Flabby, fat and lazy
                You walked in and oops-a-daisy!

[Mrs Potts:]    It's a guest
                It's a guest
                Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed
                Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
                I've had the napkins freshly pressed
                With dessert
                She'll want tea
                And my dear that's fine with me
                While the cups do their soft shoeing
                I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing
                I'll get warm
                Piping hot
                Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?
                Clean it up! We want [bad word] impressed
                We've got a lot to do
                Is it one lump or two
                For you, our guest? [bad word] ]       She's our guest
[Mrs Potts:]    She's our guest [bad word] ]       She's our guest

                Be our guest
                Be our guest
                [bad word] is your request
                It's ten years since we had anybody here
                And we're obsessed
                With your meal
                With your ease
                Yes, indeed, we aim to please
                While the candlelight's still glowing
                Let us help you