Saturday morning jumped out of bed 
And put on my best suit 
Got in my car and raced like a jet 
All the way to you
 Knocked on your door with heart in my hand
 To ask you a question
 'Cause I know that you're an old-fashioned man, yeah Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life?
 Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to know 
You say I'll never get your blessing 'til the day I die 
Tough luck, my friend, 'cause the answer is 'No'
 Why you gotta be [bad word] 
 Don't you know I'm human too? 
Why you gotta be [bad word] 
 I'm gonna marry her anyway 
Marry that girl 
Marry her anyway 
Marry that girl 
No matter what you say 
Marry that girl
We'll be a family 
Why you gotta be so [bad word]  I hate to do this, you leave no choice
 Can't live without her
 Love me or hate me boys will be boys
 Standing at that altar
 Or we [bad word] away 
To another galaxy, you know 
You know she's in love with me
 She will go anywhere I go
 Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life?
 Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to know 
You say I'll never get your blessing 'til the day I die 
Tough luck, my friend, 'cause the answer's still 'No"
 Why you gotta be [bad word]  
Don't you know I'm human too?
 Why you gotta be [bad word]  
I'm gonna marry her anyway 
Marry that girl
 Marry her anyway 
Marry that girl 
No matter what you say 
Marry that girl 
We'll be a family
 Why you gotta be so [bad word] 
Rude 
Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life? 
Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to know 
You say, I'll never get your blessing 'til the day I die 
Tough luck, my friend, 'No' still means 'No'!
 Why you gotta be [bad word] 
 Don't you know I'm human too? 
Why you gotta be [bad word] 
 I'm gonna marry her anyway
 Marry that girl 
Marry her anyway 
 Marry that girl
 No matter what you say
 Marry that girl
 We'll be a family Why you gotta be so [bad word]