Kyle's Mom's a Big Fat [bad word] 
Joe C. Feat. Kid Rock 

Kid Rock (in background): 
Lemme tell ya 'bout Kyle's momma 
Straight out of tailor, Joe C. 
Joe C.: 
Kyle's momma's a big fat [bad word]  she's the biggist [bad word] I know 
and she stinks like [bad word]  
Remember back when, the day when she was skinny, 
Now she's [bad word] cause she still thinks she's pritty 
I Just laugh, and walk on past saying: 
 [bad word]  god [bad word] thats a big fat [bad word] " 
Should [bad word] that [bad word]  she's a big fat trip, 
But I still let her suck this ten foot [bad word]  
Joe C., I'm a crazy hick, down with Kid Rock, and the South Park Click 

I don't know much, But I know this [bad word]  
Kyle's Momma's a Big Fat [bad word]  

Kid Rock: 
Kyle's momma's a big fat [bad word] 
Kyle's momma's a big fat [bad word] 
Kyle's momma's a big fat [bad word] 
Kyle's momma's a big fat [bad word] 

Joe C.: 
She's a three toed snake [bad word] cross-eyed [bad word]  

Kid Rock (in background): 
Kid Rock... check it, un hu, un hu... 

Kid Rock: 
My homme named Kyle lives up the block, 
Got a big fat mom that sucks my [bad word]  
Non stop, she's a sight to see, 
real slappy [bad word] that dusts right by me. 
She might be the best suck in the Mountians, 
Ten times a week, but [bad word]  who's counting? 
I'm astounded by the thing's she does, 
She's the suckinist, [bad word] creep there ever was! 

She aint a [bad word] she's a supper groupie, 
Pass that [bad word] around like a dubbie! 

I don't Know much, but I know this: 
Kyle's Mom Is a Big Fat [bad word]  

Kyle's momma's a big fat [bad word] 
Kyle's momma's a big fat [bad word] 
Kyle's momma's a big fat [bad word] 
Kyle's momma's a big fat [bad word] 

Joe C.: 
She's a three toed snake [bad word] cross-eyed [bad word]  

Kid Rock (in background): 
Oh, [bad word] ... 
Tell 'em Joe 

Joe C.: 
Im Joe C., the "C" stands for cool, 
I might be a [bad word]  but i aint no fool! 
I Just rolled from South Park to Boulder, 
Cause Kyles mom trippin' on that soil Boulder! 
Then I sold her, cause I'm like that freak [bad word] pimp, 
But You Know that, I just pack all tracks like a puffy, 
Colorodo [bad word] aint [bad word] but yuppies. 

Wut up, I'm the J-O-to the Mother [bad word] 
It's the place to be, 

I don't Know much but I know this, 
Kyle's Mom Is a Big Fat [bad word]  

Kid Rock: 
Kyle's momma's a big fat [bad word] 
Kyle's momma's a big fat [bad word] 
Kyle's momma's a big fat [bad word] 
Kyle's momma's a big fat [bad word] 

Joe C.: 
She's a three toed snake [bad word] cross-eyed [bad word]  

Kid Rock (In Background): 
You, that's right, Joe C., Kid Rock, 
The Twisted Brown Mother [bad word] [bad word]  
This Goes out to all the Fat [bad word] .. 
Hehehe! 
Yo, Yo, let's make some wine.