Way to leave your number where the _____ collects stamps
Where to sip organic juice whether to get plants
way to go skiing either Italy and France
Whether to go without or with your boyfriend Hans
there are many others sorts what haven't got a clue
They don't do colonics but they shoot up in the loo
They've got surround sound, a rotweiler hound
and they don't want the Euro replacing the Pound.

_________
uneasy
husbands kind of cheesy
left your father
floosie
she had bigger
boobies

full of all the silicone she bought online
matches with the butterfly tatooed behind
matches with the belly piercing and stretch lines
now I'm not trying to be [bad word] in order to be kind

you should learn to stop when you've been offered his dough
sittin' in his limo to the fitness studio
you had leisure, pleasure
with his little treasure
should have known he'd leave me for the little hooker Heather
 [bad word] again, interchanged with:
should have known he'd leave me for the little hooker Heather