(Ray)
I don't know if you're aware,
but your kids suck [bad word] 
If you need someone to whip'em
then,ha...just ask'cause
they ain't as perfect as you say they is.
They ain't perfect at all.
You're raising Bebe's kids.
I'm sorry.I don't know you.
I don't mean to get [bad word] 
but you need to discipline
your bratty kids,you hippy.
Like,c'mere you little jerk.
Taste the back of my palm!
But you ain't my daddy!
Nah,but I'm doing your mom!
Now I know you think they're angels,
but they're driving me insane.
I'll punch a baby in the face
just for cryin' on a plane.
'Cause I don't mess around.
You need to control'em or I'll lose it.
But I made you a drawing.
Shut the [bad word] up,kid.That's stupid.
Now Imma get my [bad word] 
Imma load all my boys in back.
Imma find out where you live
and break all your toys in half.
And I know it ain't your birthday,
but when nobody's lookin'
Imma give you a little present.
What?An [bad word] whoopin'! 
 [bad word] 
Please may I whip your kids.
I wanna whip your kids.

(Ray)
I never ever though I'd say
a kid deserved to get hit,
but it's obvious time-out
ain't workin' for [bad word] 
Yeah,I've seen your parenting style.
It ain't all that.
You gonna hit the little brat
with a whiffle ball bat.
'Cause this is obviously more
than just a youthful rebellion.
You gotta belt the little hellions
with a belt when they're yeallin'.
'Cause you don't want me to do it,
'cause I'll paint their little brains all over the wall
when I spank'em with a chainsaw.
And why are they acting wild and loose? 
If you deserve the [bad word] whoopin',
it ain't child abuse.
When I'm tryin' to buy groceries,
and they're muckin' up my style.
They're like [bad word]  little [bad word]  up and down the aisle
Touching everything in sight,
and geez for Christ's sake
I think one of'em just stuck
his little [bad word] in my cake.
And now Imma have to put it back 
and get a new one.And it bugs me.
But mommy says I'm beutiful.
Shut the [bad word] up kid you're ugly!
 [bad word] 
Please may I whip your kids.
I wanna whip your kids.
Please,let me whip your children.
Please,let me whip your kids.
I can't stand kids [bad word] around and disobeying.
All they need is a kick in the pants.
punt in the butt.
lesson that will finally shut'em up.
Please,let me whip your children.
Please,let me whip your kids.
Please may I whip your kids.
I wanna whip your kids.

(Ray) [bad word] on people,it's a joke.
We would never hit anyone's [bad word] on!
I love [bad word] here and give me a hug you [bad word] 
Hey,what,what the,what?