You're an outstanding woman
 You've got intelligence most people couldn't conceive of
 You've got multiple degrees
 From reputable universities
 first class honours in philosophy
 An MBA from UCL
 med degree from MIT

 You're an outstanding woman
 You swam the English Channel all on your own
 You built a school in Sierra Leone
 You work at a soup kitchen on Christmas Eve
 And they have to ask you to leave

 You're an outstanding woman
 You're witty and generous and you make people smile
 You recently ran a four-minute mile
 You make your own clothes; you're an excellent cook
 You paint and you're writing a book

 You're an outstanding woman
 You're thoughtful and you see other folk's point of view
 When friends are hurting they always call you
 [bad word] a support group for disabled kids
 You raise money for researching SIDs

 You're an outstanding woman
 And I see you standing there on the landing
 And I understand you're outstanding
 But honestly

 Right now I just want to shag
 Right now I'm blind to the brilliance of you
 I know you're an outstanding woman
 But right now your IQ could be 62

 I just like the smell of your hair
 You could be lazy and talentless for all that I care
 Just give me five minutes, or possibly ten
 After which time I will value your intellect again

 You're an outstanding woman

 I'm keen to talk about the American foreign policy
 And the inherent hypocrisy in it
 Just give me five minutes