Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens,
Brown paper packages tied up with strings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels,
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles,
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the dog bites,
When the bee stings,
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad.

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes,
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes,
Silver white winters that melt into springs,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Strawberry champagne, dark chocolate [bad word] 
High heels and nude dress with rhinestones [bad word] 
Flowers [bad word] when my front door bell rings
Is these are a few of my favorite things.

When the dog bites, 
When the [bad word] 
When I'm feeling so sad,
I simply remember all of my favorite things,
And then it don't seem, so bad.