You've been playing snakes and ladders all your life 
You never thought that you were wasting all your time 
Now I'm gonna tell you: let's play "Pass the Pigs" 
 [bad word] on throw your pigs and win by reaching number six 

long time ago the gifts were given by the gods 
That day you didn't show your face at all 
Now I'm gonna ask you: where do you belong? 
The human being's supposed to be the best of all 

The missionary position's leading back to number one 
You thought you had some points, but now you have none 

You're just one of the bloody freaking mass 
The very best of the breed in your literature class... ? 
My patience has been worn out by your self esteem 
How can you say Lord Byron used to play in your dream team? 

Ask a silly question - Get a silly answer 
 [bad word] of contradictions is your final cancer 
If this is what you are, then I say: NO! 
If this is all you say then I say: NO! NO! NO! 

The missionary position's leading back to number one 
You thought you had some points, but now you have none 

All the natural and good willing forces of the earth 
Are worth being respected since your time of birth 
But I know you'll betray them - for your dumb regime 
Forget your ugly face 'cause you don't count more than anything 

Cold is the heart of the empty 
In the end you will cry for mercy 

Ask a silly question - Get a silly answer 
 [bad word] of contradictions is your final cancer 
If this is what you are, then I say: NO! 
If this is all you say then I say: NO! NO! NO! 

The missionary position's leading back to number one 
You thought you had some points, but now you have none 

You've been playing snakes and ladders all your life 
You never thought that you were wasting all your time 
Now I'm gonna tell you: let's play "Pass the Pigs" 
 [bad word] on throw your pigs and win by reaching number six